This site doesn’t feature a picture of me, but that doesn’t imply that there can’t be ones that look like me. Fortunately, Google Arts & Culture is here to identify the artistic me. Unfortunately, it couldn’t do so with high confidence; the match percentage hovering between 55-65%.
It seems that the images are particularly sensitive to eye size as opening the same to varying extents produces the most variances. Perhaps, someone could just reverse engineer these images to identify the real me. However, it seems Google itself wouldn’t do a great job of it as its image search failed to identify most of these paintings.
As a bonus, there was even a match of me from the opposing gender. Surprisingly, the match percentage was quite high as well (59%) in the context of things, especially as the image was not of my side face. Going by the results, I really shouldn’t have much trouble in being a master of disguise.